One drink
- Peter gets hurt
- Anytime you see ‘Quahog’
- Any gay reference
- Peter’s trademark laugh
- Someone falls down
- Any cartoon reference
- A flashback sequence
- Anytime Brian drinks
- Peter does something dumb
- Peter says ‘holy crap’
Two drinks
- Stewie talks to stuffed animals
- Stewie tries to kill Lois
- A gag is repeated
- Stewie formulates a plan
- Stewie has a weapon
- Brian and Stewie fight
- Peter embarrasses Meg
- Stewie says ‘go to hell’
- Peter is watching TV
- Any reference to a movie
Three drinks
- Quagmire makes a sexual reference
- Chris gets nervous around a girl
- Peter gives Chris bad advice
- Peter forgets his kids’ names
- A non-human character is shown
- Any nudity
- A visit to the Drunken Clam